Funny

I’m not promising anything, but God knows I try.

The snollygosters won, leading to a kakistocracy, which set off the grumbletonians.

 

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How about them Moose goosers, Ain’t they recluse?
Up in them boondocks, goosin’ them moose
Goosin’ them huge moose, goosin’ them tiny,
Goosin’ them meadow moose in they hiney!
Look at them Moose goosers, Ain’t they dumb?
Some use an umbrella, some use a thumb.
Them obtuse Moose goosers, sneakin’ through the woods,
pokin’ them snoozey moose in they goods,
How to be a Moose gooser? It’ll turn you puce;
Gitcher gooser loose, and rouse a drowsy moose!

-Mason Williams

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Captures the spirit of the season I think. Valentines day is kind of like if we had a holiday called “How are those life goals coming along, smart guy?”

Cards copyright Jim Benton

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Engrish provides a torrent of absurdity that almost always makes me giggle. Sorry for a couple of duplicates, I have to weed them out.

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