I’m not promising anything, but God knows I try.
and vice versa
Credit to SNOTM
travesty noun – a false, absurd, or distorted representation of something.
tragedy noun – an event causing great suffering, destruction, and distress, such as a serious accident, crime, or natural catastrophe.
Too absurd to be simply a tragedy, too awful to be merely a travesty. (See contemporary American politics)
If I’m ineffable, should I go eff myself?