Funny
I’m not promising anything, but God knows I try.
New Word:
gobbledygook noun – Language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.
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geeky adjective – Unfashionable and socially inept, knowledgeable, and obsessively interested in something, especially technology.
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Gobbledygeek
Obsession specific nerd dialects including vocabulary, concepts, history, and characters little known outside the community. Fluency is required to participate, also functions like a “retina scan” for acceptance.
Love is a snowmobile
racing across the tundra
Suddenly it flips over
pinning you underneath
at night
the ice weasels come
Kay Lutz
New Word:
Slacker + Activities
Slacktivities
= Sweatpants based behavior. Apathy in motion. Cozy idleness, whatever you are not paying attention to doing in the background while absorbed in texting. Tasks requiring less than 15% of your attention bandwidth.
May you have a night like this very soon.