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I’m not promising anything, but God knows I try.

New Word:

gobbledygook noun – Language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.

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geeky adjective – Unfashionable and socially inept, knowledgeable, and obsessively interested in something, especially technology.

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Gobbledygeek

Obsession specific nerd dialects including vocabulary, concepts, history, and characters little known outside the community. Fluency is required to participate, also functions like a “retina scan” for acceptance.
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Love is a snowmobile
racing across the tundra

Suddenly it flips over
pinning you underneath

at night
the ice weasels come

 

Kay Lutz

 

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A friend of mine sketched this sex-robot doodle and I…fleshed it out a bit. Isn’t Celexa an anti-depressant? Does anyone actually find whips and chains sexy?

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New Word:

Slacker + Activities

Slacktivities

= Sweatpants based behavior. Apathy in motion. Cozy idleness, whatever you are not paying attention to doing in the background while absorbed in texting. Tasks requiring less than 15% of your attention bandwidth.

 

 

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