I’m not promising anything, but God knows I try.

New Word:

gobbledygook noun – Language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.


geeky adjective – Unfashionable and socially inept, knowledgeable, and obsessively interested in something, especially technology.



Obsession specific nerd dialects including vocabulary, concepts, history, and characters little known outside the community. Fluency is required to participate, also functions like a “retina scan” for acceptance.

Love is a snowmobile
racing across the tundra

Suddenly it flips over
pinning you underneath

at night
the ice weasels come


Kay Lutz



A friend of mine sketched this sex-robot doodle and I…fleshed it out a bit. Isn’t Celexa an anti-depressant? Does anyone actually find whips and chains sexy?


New Word:

Slacker + Activities


= Sweatpants based behavior. Apathy in motion. Cozy idleness, whatever you are not paying attention to doing in the background while absorbed in texting. Tasks requiring less than 15% of your attention bandwidth.