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I’m not promising anything, but God knows I try.
- Greenhouse gases in the atmosphere (methane, carbon dioxide, etc.) let visible light pass through, but absorb infrared light
- This causes the earth to heat up.
- The warmer atmosphere emits more infrared light, which tends to be re-absorbed
- Since the industrial age began around 1750, atmospheric carbon dioxide has increased by 40% and methane has increased by 150%.
- Such increases cause extra infrared light absorption, further heating Earth above its typical temperature range (even as energy from the sun stays basically the same).
- Energy that gets to Earth has an even harder time leaving it causing Earth’s average temperature to increase–– producing global climate change.
- Emissions are measurable. Temperature changes are measurable. The effects are measurable.
- They lead to the same conclusion. 97% of scientists agree. The standouts have ties to fossil fuel industries.
Karen Geier
Further Jason Bourne films:
- The Bourne Indulgency
- The Bourne Redundancy
- The Bourne Sufficiency
- The Bourne Profligacy
- The Bourne Superfluity
I’m not sure why but the Ermahgerd meme just makes me giggle. These are mine.
Apercalerpse Ner
Ermahgerd! Ster Lerd!
- Take 2 drinks whenever number one comes up, and stare silently out into the night.
- Take 1 big drink when number two comes to your attention and consider what you’d need for an emergency getaway bag.
- Raise 1 thoughtful, appreciative toast.
- Research cutting edge cocktail technology and have 3.
- Sext everyone on your contacts list and await results with 5th of vodka.
