Performed as a public service.
- Meth Head – or – Minimalistic Mondays
- Tangential – or – Terrible Tuesdays
- WTF – or – Woebegone Wednesdays
- Theocratic – or – Talentless Thursdays
- Fatalistic – or – Fecal Fridays
- Sanctimonious – or – Satyriasis Saturdays
- Sensuous – or – Satiated Sundays
