- Every restaurant would be theirs with the same food and prices except for one other that imitated Comcast as much as it could.
- You couldn’t order just a sandwich or just the soup or just a coke; everything comes grouped and each group costs at least $20. If you demand your sandwich without soup it costs $19.50.
- Silverware and plates are extra.
- They would routinely double and extra charge, read your receipt carefully every time.
- The restaurant staff would would show the interest and enthusiasm of 50’s era Soviet shop clerks.
- They would promise to get your food to you within a 3 to 4 hour block of time, or perhaps not. If they don’t make it you’d climb through a 16 step phone tree to reschedule.