The recent breakthrough in deciphering petroglyphs has yielded some surprising results. Scientists at various ancient settlement sites have learned what sorts of thoughts our early ancestors left for us, carved into stone. The messages fell into patterns that show a remarkably similar content across sites worldwide. It has led to speculation about a possible ancient culture that spread almost globally as well as conflicting theories suggesting that people are just dumb.
- Most common was “Your Mom!” generally associated with images of extremely overweight animals doing embarrassing things.
- In second place, drawings of dicks.
- Third place globally, was “I wish to have coitus with ______” (female name)
- Fourth place was a message that could generalized as “For a good time lurk in the big bushes outside cave 12”
